10 Reason Why You Shouldn’t Wear Crocs
Why you should have left your Crocs back in 2006.
October 3, 2014
Recently, the rubber shoes formally known as Crocs seem to be coming back into style. Well, if they can even be called stylish. Here are 10 reasons why Crocs should be packed back up, shoved to the back of the closet or just straight up thrown away.
10. Blisters.
It is impossible to go more than an hour in Crocs without the hard plastic sides creating terrible blisters on the sides and backs of the feet. Wearing a pair of rubber shoes is not worth the agonizing pain that will result.
9. Foot sweat, and consequentially, smelly feet.
The rubbery insides of Crocs cause terrible foot sweat, leaving Croc-wearers doomed to have terribly smelling feet for the whole day.
8. Not ideal for unpredictable weather.
Living in the Midwest, the weather is extremely unpredictable. One second it is 75 and sunny, the next it is the polar vortex. Crocs do not provide the correct protection needed to face freezing cold snow or large puddles of rain.
7. What are you supposed to wear with them?
No matter whether they are fur-lined, sandals or classic Crocs, they do not look good with any outfit. They are not formal enough to wear with a dress, look awkward paired with any style of jeans and make sweatpants look like part of a clown suit.
6. Danger.
Crocs are terribly dangerous due to the multitude of holes on the top of the shoes. Meant to provide ventilation for overheated feet, all they really do is allow sharp objects to impale the foot at any time.
5. Not good for activities.
There is not much to be done while wearing Crocs. They can’t be worn in a business setting. Running, biking, hiking or any sort of physical activity besides walking is out of the question. They are also not ideal for getting somewhere in a hurry.
4. Not durable.
The Crocs website is filled with terrible reviews of the quality of Crocs. Many poor buyers experience defective Crocs or Crocs whose straps break in a matter of weeks. These shoes are simply not durable.
3. Overpriced.
For being such a cheaply made shoe, one would think that Crocs would be reasonably priced. Wrong. Crocs are terribly overpriced. People are paying over $34 for two pieces of plastic, and even more for ‘special’ versions of the shoe.
2. Childish.
It’s as simple as this, one cannot be taken seriously if they are wearing brightly colored pieces of plastic splattered with princess and cartoon character “Jibbits” on their feet. Two things that can never be accomplished while wearing Crocs: getting hired for a job and getting asked on a date.
1. They’re just plain UGLY.
One reviewer on the Crocs website summed it up pretty well when they wrote, “These were the ugliest shoes I’ve ever owned. They are very expensive for such ugly shoes. Crocs are so 2005. It’s not like you can even wear crocs every day they don’t match with anything. That’s all I have to say about these ugly clogs but I mean if you like the style go ahead and buy them. I’d give it a 0 rating if I could.”
Crocs are just simply offensive to the eyes and should not be worn under any circumstances, ever.
Jaxon Burris • Apr 18, 2024 at 5:22 pm
Crocs are an amazing shoe! They are extremely comfortable and VERY durable. You did make some good points like “Sharp objects are easily about to enter.” and “foot Oder” but these are easily avoidable. Wear socks and you won’t smell anything. You can buy platforms so nothing will even be able to get in. Crocs are one of the most durable shoes I’ve ever seen!!! I’ve had a pair for well over 2 years and they only have 1 cut/scrap/any mark of damage. My 68 year old grandpa wears crocs and he loves them! So I do not believe they are childless, also I have heard about and seen countless Doctors and Nurses wear crocs on the clock! So if you want to call medical professionals childish then go ahead. My mother was on a job interview and she had a BRIGHT pair of pink crocs on and the interviewer complemented her on the and was asking her where she got them so he would get a pair, and guess what she got a call back within a week. So there goes your point that you won’t be able to get a job interview wearing crocs and get the job.
Gwen • Feb 1, 2024 at 10:43 am
CROCS ARE BANGIN WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Tommy • Dec 31, 2023 at 2:41 pm
When Crocs first appeared 20 years ago my first thought was, “Grandma’s garden shoes.” And I maintained my ignorance until finally trying a pair that I’d found on clearance at a local department store. Holy wah was I wrong! They’re the most comfortable pair of shoes I own, and I am a shoe guy through and through. With the possible exception of number 8 on this list, I couldn’t disagree with the author’s conclusions more. They’re great togs! No, you wouldn’t necessarily wear them everywhere on every occasion but I find they’re my go to footwear for most of my daily errands and leisure activities. I’d say give them a try. They come in all colors and styles so you’re bound to find something you like. Personally, my bone mega crush clogs with the RealTree Edge graphic are my faves, they look great with jeans and a fleece pullover or sweatshirt. It’s a matter of personal taste so make your own decision, don’t let a naysayer make it for you, it’s never a good idea to give someone your power of choice by thinking they know something you don’t. Cheers and Croc On, folks! 🙂
Nic • May 10, 2023 at 4:26 pm
Crocs are awesome! Your opinions wreak of ignorance and naiveté. Crocs are incredibly comfortable amd provide much need foot support. They’re not all super cute and fashion forward, but that’s not their aim! The company’s main focus is comfort amd support. It’s your own fault for seeking out crocs in hopes they’re gonna be haut couture.
dave • Apr 19, 2022 at 3:04 pm
crocs are bop
Luigi • Apr 16, 2022 at 12:40 pm
If you have any sense of style you’d consider a real shoe or even a running. Crocs are none of these! I’m fact they are the most horrific looking accessories I have ever witnessed. Generally it takes a bit of thought to make a shoe purchase and since Critical Thinking is all but obsolete I suppose this has become the go-to option. And since when does stating an opinion based on fact and research (because they’re just not safe) get you into the most hated person club? These so called shoes are just plain “ugly”. That’s that! Hate if you wish and maybe do a bit of growing up in the process.
Frank • Apr 7, 2022 at 6:20 am
Lol who’s mother is this, Karen if you don’t out down that keyboard.
Ella • May 1, 2022 at 8:13 pm
Lol
phoebe • Mar 25, 2022 at 6:23 pm
ain’t nobody wearing crocs for snowy weather .. we wear crocs for comfort knowing the weather
Cwocs baby jr. • Nov 22, 2021 at 9:02 am
I wove cwocs i tink they awe gweat shoes!
Crocs baby • Apr 29, 2021 at 4:02 pm
Lol shut up crocs aren’t that bad
Lauren • Apr 27, 2021 at 4:20 pm
Ughh.. You are just all opinion.. Which is fine but maybe take a poll.. I wear kine to garden or the occasional baseball game with my kids and even to the Waterpark. My kids however wear them all the time. To school or anywhere. I love them as a mom and am currently shopping for our billionth pair. They aren’t overpriced bc they are extremely durable as a shoe.. Mine have lasted soo for long and as a kids shoe it’s surprising how much crap they can take. Not to mention how easy they are to clean. Ulgy is all subjective and when the majority of kids and adults even are wearing them.. They can hardly to touted as ulgy by the media whom is supposed to represent the majority, or at least should. Sorry you fell short of the pu lic opinion on this one. Try if from a different angle..
Or even do a versus article so at least you have the good in there with the bad. Crocs meanwhile is doing just fine.
Adam S Rasmussen • Apr 14, 2021 at 5:45 pm
cringe
Linda • Apr 10, 2021 at 6:03 pm
I bought my first pair of crocs in a juvenile color thinking I would wear them for comfort, working in my studio. I would NEVER wear them out in public, and my husband would not even try any on. Now both of us wear them almost constantly, and in public. Many styles are unrecognizable as crocs. To be clear, I would LOVE to find other shoes that look better and are comfortable. Even their best looking crocs are so so. We wear them year round too.
Mike • Mar 31, 2021 at 1:28 pm
At first I used to laugh at people that wear Crocks, now I wear them for very casual living moments, and yes even to shop at Walfart during warm weather months.
I personally know of many very very lazy people that wear flip-flops year round even in the winter! I personally make a distinction between clip-ity clack flip flops and Crocks however. Crocks are more of an actual type of shoe. I feel flip-flops or sandals are only for the beach, or around ones house during the hot summer months, or around the pool. I wouldn’t be caught dead in flip-flops in public as a man unless I was either on vacation and say at the beach, or around a pool. I would NEVER wear crocks or any flip-flop/sandals when doing any kind of contruction work, or while cutting the grass for obvious safety reasons. I love Crocks and have never had an issue with quality or with Crocks hurting my feet.
Joanne • Dec 2, 2020 at 2:13 pm
I couldn’t agree more. Ugliest things I ever saw. Couldn’t actually believe anyone in their right mind would wear them, much less pay stupid amounts of money for them.
Grace • Jun 8, 2020 at 8:58 am
This page is just ones opinion. I just got my first pair of crocs in six years and they are my favorite shoes ever! But what I like about them is that you can wear them with any outfit! This website is unreasonable if you love crocs!
Grace Alba • May 28, 2020 at 9:07 am
They are very comfortable.
I used to wear them during long walks at the mall…now I wear them inside the house…they prevent bumping your toes on furnitures while moving around (chores) the house.
Sweat and blisters? No problem…I wear them with matching cute character socks.
And I am 52.
Kris ina cut • Jul 3, 2019 at 1:09 pm
YOU SOUND SO DUMB ! JUST BC YOU DONT LIKE CROCS DONT MEAN YOU CAN JUST HATE ON THEM . ALL THESE CELEBRITIES WEARING THEM FOR CAUSAL OUTFITS .. TAKE A NAP ! TRY AGAIN LATER ! ✌
Linda Fazzio • Jun 14, 2016 at 7:13 pm
I LOVE MY CROCS,EVERY PAIR ! I’VE HAD TROUBLE WITH MY FEET ALL MY LIFE,I SUPPOSE MY . FLAT FEET ARE THE REASON. I’M FEMALE,VERY SOON TO TURN 68 .CROCS ARE VERY.COMFORTABLE TO ME AND I wear them
Every day.NOT FOR DRESS UP,I AGREE,BUT FOR EVERTHING ELSE
THANK YOU, LINDA
CROC • Jun 3, 2016 at 8:28 pm
I AM A CROC ENTHUSIAST AND YOU NEED TO STOP FEEDING PEOPLE THESE LIES!
LONG LIVE THE CROCS
Ben • Jul 20, 2015 at 2:02 am
So numbers 10and 9 seem legitamit. However 7 – 1 seem to have a opinion baced on pure opinion. There are a set of rules that most croc wearers know. 1- they are a summer shoe , worn with shorts or rolled up pants/ jeans . No socks. They are cheap. For $6.50 they are worth buying two pair at Canadian tire to last 2-3 summers. The use for these shoes should be clearly defined before leaving the house. You can run with them… To cross the road. They are dangerous( like all soft toe shoes ) if you choose to do manual labour with them. Although a quarter inch or rubber often is equally as good if not better than thin leather. As for water and sand, the beauty of these shoes is that these materials flow in AND out of the shoe. If someone who truly did not care for what other people think, and considerd the benefits of appropriate croc use, they would set an ideal example for the true ideals of a logical person. One who would bace their conclutions on the facts of reality. The fact that the croc is an ideal summer season shoe.
Ben • Jul 20, 2015 at 1:58 am
So numbers 10and 9 seem legitamit. However 7 – 1 seem to have a opinion baced on pure opinion. There are a set of rules that most croc wearers know. 1- they are a summer shoe , worn with shorts or rolled up pants/ jeans . No socks. They are cheap. For $6.50 they are worth buying two pair at Canadian tire to last 2-3 summers. The use for these shoes should be clearly defined before leaving the house. You can run with them… To cross the road. They are dangerous( like all soft toe shoes ) if you choose to do manual labor with them. Although a quarter inch or rubber often is equally as good if not better than thin leather. As for water and sand, the beauty of these shoes is that these materials flow in AND out of the shoe. If someone who truly did not care for what other people think, and considerd the benefits of appropriate croc use, they would set an ideal example for the true ideals of a logical person. One who would bace their conclutions on the facts of reality. The fact that the croc is an ideal summer season shoe.